status: UNC

$UNC

UNC

Looking for a sugar plum
Drives a cyber truck
Pays your bills
Be like unc

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chart closed. beer opened.
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UNC man
o.o.o // permanently
Be like unc
set status to UNC forever

the chart can do whatever.

he's not checking it.

panic candle
fake pump
support?
not his problem
unbothered man
emotionally unavailable

how to buy

three steps. then never again.

01

get a wallet

grab phantom or any solana wallet. fund it. you've done harder things at work.

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02

buy $UNC

paste the contract, swap, confirm. that's the last thing the market gets from you.

03

log off

close the tab. set your status. open a beer. you are now UNC.

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